Get All Your Burning Game of Thrones Questions Answered by Game of Phones

The anticipation for the final season of Game of Thrones reached a fever pitch, with a record-setting 17.4 million viewers tuning in Sunday night for the season eight premiere. It’s been over a year since we last saw Game of Thrones, and in that interminably long stretch between seasons, many of us have forgotten the details and plot points from season seven. Luckily, all our queries can be answered by Game of Phones, a hotline manned by the stars of the series themselves, for only $2.99 a minute.

In this sketch from Jimmy Kimmel Live, we see our favorite cast members working at the Game of Phones call center, thanks to a clause in their HBO contract that mandates they work the phones 20 hours a week. In one scene, Sansa Stark aka Sophie Turner is answering questions about Joffrey’s death, which it turns out was caused by a case of bad clams. “Remember, you have to tap the shells to make sure they’re alive before you cook them. It’s Clam 101.”

We also see Lena Headey/Queen Cersei answering a call from a woman who has a crush on her brother. Headey advises the caller that her crush is illegal and immoral, but if he’s hot then she might as well go for it. Then there’s John Bradley/Samwell Tarly diagnosing a caller with chlamydia, not greyscale. There are also appearances from Joe Dempsie/Gendry and Maisie Williams/Arya Stark. And it turns out that Kristian Nairn/Hodor’s HBO Go password is “Hodor.”

The sketch is filled with fun cameos, including a knife-wielding Iwan Rheon/Ramsey Bolton, who uses caller ID to terrorize a disgruntled fan and a frustrated Liam Cunningham/Sir Davos who assures a fan that his character still has his genitals (you never know with this show).

In addition to the return of the series, season eight also brings back the beloved Funny or Die series Gay of Thrones. Star Jonathan Van Ness, better known as Queer Eye‘s grooming maven, is back behind the chair as the stylist who can’t stop recapping the show. The premiere episode features repeat guest Bryan Safi, who Van Ness tells, “Buckle up, queen, because the wall is down, a woman’s on the throne, it’s the America I wish I was living in.”

Van Ness returns with all-new nicknames for the cast, including Arya as Baby Kill Bill, Daenerys as Christina Aguilera feat. Jon Snow, Tyrion Lannister as Mayor Pete, and Missandei and Grey Worm as Solange and Baby Barack Obama. But perhaps the best new nickname is Cersei, who is now Evil No-Volume Carol Brady. We also find out that Van Ness doesn’t watch the Real Housewives franchise because it has too many characters.

If you don’t have 60+ hours to re-watch Game of Thrones, bingeing Gay of Thrones takes a lot less time and will definitely make you laugh more.

(via ComicsBeat, image: screencap)

Want more stories like this? Become a subscriber and support the site!

The Mary Sue has a strict comment policy that forbids, but is not limited to, personal insults toward anyone, hate speech, and trolling.—

Powered by WPeMatico

Keiynan Lonsdale’s Vogue Photos Will Water Your Plants & Nourish Your Harvest

Actor Keiynan Lonsdale attends the 2018 MTV Movie And TV Awards at Barker Hangar on June 16, 2018 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Christopher Polk/Getty Images for MTV)

Former The Flash alumnus Keiynan Lonsdale has been serving Magical Boy looks ever since he started his amazing pivot into art and music. As someone who has been following him since The Flash, I’ve just enjoyed watching him flourish into his own rainbow human self, and these newest pictures he shared on Instagram from his Vogue photoshoot are truly incredible.

The images are going to be part of Andrew Bolton’s, spring exhibition, “Camp: Notes on Fashion,” around Susan Sontag’s seminal 1964 essay ,“Notes on ‘Camp,’” which will be at the Met from May 9 through September 8.

Young men, and especially men of color and Black men, have been raised to believe that there is only one “right” way to be a man, and even within the LGBTQ+ community, gender norms and gender convention are still discussed in ways that can be more limiting than you’d think. It thrills me so much to see this young mixed-race Black man embrace himself fully and be told he matters by society.

It’s hard, and no matter how much progress we make, let’s not forget that the process is continuous, and we can’t stop until all of us are free to be the healthiest, fullest, non-harmful versions of ourselves.

There are so many things in the world that are sad and isolating and can make us feel down, so when you see people you admire and respect win, it matters. Keiynan Lonsdale being in Vogue and being styled in a way that makes him look beautiful and fully embraces him as a person makes me feel good, and I hope it’ll serve as a reminder for other queer, non-binary, or gender non-conforming men out there that this part of you is valuable to the world and to yourself.

Also, Keiynan Lonsdale, thanks for just being so damn cool, and I hope that we get to see you in more film/television projects soon, because I’ve heard The Eternals is looking for a queer male lead to play the main character, and I’m just saying Keiynan Lonsdale’s skin already makes me think he is a superior celestial being.

(via Vogue, image: Christopher Polk/Getty Images for MTV)

Want more stories like this? Become a subscriber and support the site!

The Mary Sue has a strict comment policy that forbids, but is not limited to, personal insults toward anyone, hate speech, and trolling.—

Powered by WPeMatico

Jacqueline Jossa reveals having kids put strain on Dan Osbourne marriage as she opens up on cheating rumours

Jac has spoken out in a candid new interview

jacqueline jossa

Jacqueline Jossa has opened up about her marriage to Dan Osborne in a very candid new interview.

Jacqueline Jossa

The former EastEnders star has been rocked by rumours over the past few months following claims her husband had cheated on her with Love Island star Alexandra Cane – which he denies.

READ MORE CELEBRITY NEWS

More: Jacqueline Jossa shares cryptic message about forgiveness after alleged Dan Osborne cheating scandal

But 26-year-old Jac has now revealed why she’s keeping a dignified silence when it comes to her relationship woes.

‘I’ve had moments where I’ve been like [about to respond to claims on social media] but then I’m like, “delete!”’ she admitted.

Speaking to rapper Harvey on his Team Harvey podcast, she continued: ‘It causes a conflict between the two people because I’m then going, “ugh, so frustrating, why don’t you just shut up?”.

‘But you have to take the rough with the smooth. It’s all well and good to look in on the outside at a three-second picture or story [and] to have an opinion on it.’

Laughing off rumours she’d kicked out former TOWIE star Dan from the house they share with kids Ella, four, and Mia, eight-months, Jacqueline added: ‘I found out I’d kicked Daniel out the house before I even found out why! I didn’t even see the first article, I was like, “wait”.’

Jacqueline married CBB star Dan in 2017 but the pair briefly split before the arrival of their youngest daughter, Mia.

And while they’re seemingly back on track now, the actress also confessed that parenthood sometimes takes its toll on relationships.

‘Of course it’s challenging, it tests your relationships,’ she said.

‘It tests your friendships ‘cos you’re like, “why aren’t my friends coming to see my children?”

‘You forget they have their own lives. You can’t even run out to the shops, the baby bag has to be packed, the bottles have to be made up – it takes 20 minutes to get out the door.’

Keeping things honest, Jac later opened up about the dangers of social media, admitting she only posts photos to make money.

‘If I could delete Instagram tomorrow I would, but I can’t,’ she confessed.

‘What do you want me to do? I don’t have a job, I’m the mother of two children and right now I’m making money through Instagram. But it’s a pool of negativity, it’s horrible, it’s awful.’

The post Jacqueline Jossa reveals having kids put strain on Dan Osbourne marriage as she opens up on cheating rumours appeared first on CelebsNow.

Powered by WPeMatico

Vicky Pattison reveals painful sunburn after stripping down for sizzling swimsuit snap: ‘Instagram vs reality!’

Ouch! Looks like Vick forgot her factor 50…

Vicky Pattison

Vicky Pattison took to Instagram today to share a super sultry bikini snap as she enjoyed an afternoon basking in the sunshine on her luxury Dubai getaway.

Vicky Pattison

Lounging in a zebra print one piece and a pair of huge dark sunglasses, the Newcastle native appears to have holiday glamour totally down.

READ MORE CELEBRITY NEWS

READ MORE:Vicky Pattison rubbishes split rumours as she enjoys cosy date night with TOWIE star boyfriend Ercan Ramadan

But it seems 31-year-old Vic may have forgotten the golden rule of sunbathing, sharing a second snap with her 4.2 million followers of some rather severe and VERY painful looking sunburn.

Vicky Pattison

Finding the contrast of the two pics amusing, Vicky penned a hilarious caption, making fun of her holiday error.

The I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! winner wrote: ‘Instagram v Reality of a Brit abroad… 😂🙈😩🦞 Thought I was all smug with my sunnies and sexy swimsuit didn’t I?!! Then I go for 1 walk and underestimate the sun and LOOK WHAT HAPPENS??!

Vicky Pattison

‘I look a t***… I look like I’m still wearing my vest. I’m the butt of every joke.. Kids, don’t be a fool, in the words of Baz Luhrmann: WEAR SUNSCREEN you t*t. I’ve paraphrased slightly 😂🙈.’

Many of the telly star’s celeb pals were quick to laugh along at her blunder with her, with Love Island’s Tyne-Lexy Clarson writing: 😂 that peels gonna be a gooden ♥.’

Vicky Pattison

Meanwhile Vicky’s loyal fans were sure to offer some helpful advice for healing sunburn, with many praising her social media honesty.

Vicky Pattison

One follower commented: ‘Keeping it real on the gram 🙌🏼😂 on a serious note though the best thing for sunburn is sliced tomatoes 🍅 no joke xx,’ while another added: ‘Ouch hope you feel better soon, keep the aftersun in the fridge so when you put it on its heaven and cools right down 💕.’

The post Vicky Pattison reveals painful sunburn after stripping down for sizzling swimsuit snap: ‘Instagram vs reality!’ appeared first on CelebsNow.

Powered by WPeMatico

Brooklyn Beckham and girlfriend Hana Cross enjoy intimate late night swim after partying with his family at Coachella

The couple are enjoying a sun soaked Californian getaway.

Brooklyn Beckham and Hana Cross

Having spent the weekend partying at Coachella, Brooklyn Beckham and his girlfriend Hana Cross enjoyed some much needed down time yesterday, taking a romantic late night dip.

Brooklyn Beckham

Brooklyn, 20, and 22-year-old Hana hit the pool at night fall, with the British model taking to her Instagram to share a video of the intimate swimming sesh.

READ MORE CELEBRITY NEWS 

READ MORE: Who is Hana Cross? Everything you need to know about Brooklyn Beckham’s model girlfriend

Sharing a video with her 238,000 followers, Hana filmed Brooklyn who can be seen looking rather relaxed, carelessly floating in the water of the infinity pool and listening to music.

Brooklyn Beckham

Later, Hana, who has modelled for big brands such as Topshop and Asos, uploaded a sultry snapshot, posing with her wet hair slicked back and sporting a white bikini in the darkness.

Brooklyn Beckham

The couple’s relaxing splash time comes after they spent the past few days living it up at luxe California festival, Coachella.

The young lovebirds partied the weekend away, ensuring they made time to pose for a series of Instagram updates.

Brooklyn posted a super sweet snap alongside his girlfriend, paired with the caption: ‘Fun hot weekend xx.’

The aspiring photographer can be seen baring his tattooed arms and wearing a pair of dark sunglasses, with Hana rocking an all white bralette and trouser combo.

Meanwhile, Hana spent some quality time with another member of the Beckham clan, sharing a photo as she hung out with Brooklyn’s younger brother, Cruz, 14.

Brooklyn Beckham

Hana is clearly beginning to feel a true part of the Beckham family, cutely penning ‘lil bro❤’ beside the post.

Fans were quick to bombard the upload with adoring comments, with one writing: ‘This is adorable, aww,’ while another added: ‘Aww, this pic is so cute, I love you both!

The post Brooklyn Beckham and girlfriend Hana Cross enjoy intimate late night swim after partying with his family at Coachella appeared first on CelebsNow.

Powered by WPeMatico

Cheryl set for VERY exciting career move after opening up about life as a busy mum to baby Bear

Chez is ready for a new challenge

cheryl

It’s been a BIG few months for Cheryl following her much-anticipated musical comeback and starring role as a coach on The Greatest Dancer.

Cheryl

And it looks like things are about to get even more exciting, as the 35-year-old will reportedly be making her TV judging comeback in a few months time.

READ MORE CELEBRITY NEWS

More: Cheryl admits Liam Payne was absent from four months of baby Bear’s life as she reveals rare family details

Following her exit from The X Factor back in 2016, Chez is said to have filmed an episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race UK as a guest judge.

Taking part in our version of the US hit series – which sees Drag Queens battle it out to be crowned the show’s superstar – the former Girls Aloud singer is reportedly joining permanent judges RuPaul, Michelle Visage, Graham Norton and Alan Carr.

A show source told The Sun: ‘Girls Aloud have had a massive impact on pop culture in the UK so telly bosses were desperate to get Cheryl involved.

‘She jumped at the chance and recently visited the set to film as a guest judge.

‘Cheryl gave her comments on contestants who performed a lip-sync to her 2012 No1 single Call My Name. Viewers will love it.’

Apparently, loads of other British celebrities will also appear as guests on the show – which finished filming last Friday – but they’re identities are being kept top secret!

This comes after mum-of-one Cheryl revealed her ex Liam Payne, 25, was absent for the first four months of their son’s life in a candid new interview.

When opening up about single motherhood, Chez explained that singer Liam was away travelling the world so much around the time two-year-old Bear was born, that she got used to taking it on alone.

She said: ‘Liam was away working in the first four months, so I got totally used to doing everything.

‘If I needed more help I’d be on the phone to the grandparents – his parents and my mum – and they’d come down.’

Despite his absent stint, Cheryl added that the former One Direction star is amazing with Bear.

Speaking to Stella Magazine, she said: ‘Liam is a great dad.

‘He’s much softer than me. But it is what it is, and I’m OK about it. When you have a baby, you are not consumed with just thinking about yourself.’

The post Cheryl set for VERY exciting career move after opening up about life as a busy mum to baby Bear appeared first on CelebsNow.

Powered by WPeMatico

Lauren Goodger WOWS fans as she poses in bikini for seriously sexy throwback snap: ‘Absolutely gorgeous!’

We need a holiday

lauren goodger

Lauren Goodger isn’t shy when it comes to showing off her incredible body on social media.

Lauren Goodger

And the former TOWIE star has been at it again as she took to Instagram with another bikini shot yesterday.

READ MORE CELEBRITY NEWS

More: Lauren Goodger shows off BUM in lace thong as she undergoes bizarre beauty treatment

Posing up a storm in red and white two-piece, 32-year-old Lauren can be seen sitting on the side of a yacht on a recent trip to Dubai.

With her long brown hair blowing in the wind, she has a huge smile on her face while the picturesque blue sea glimmers in the background.

Alongside the sexy snap, the reality star penned the cryptic message: ‘Your naked body should belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul ‭🌈🍭🍬

Obviously fans couldn’t wait to comment, with one writing: ‘Beautiful absolutely gorgeous miss Lauren @laurenrosegoodger ❤❤💖💖😀.’

‘You are so perfect 😍😍😍,’ penned a second, while a third added: 😍 you look stunning smiling 👌 x’

Lauren’s former Essex co-star Gemma Collins, 38, even replied: ‘Yes LG ✌.’

This comes after the former CBB housemate jetted to Dubai in February for a much-needed winter break.

As well as enjoying fancy dinners and glamorous nights out, Lauren also lived a life of luxury at the incredible Five Palm Jumeirah in the celebrity hotspot.

Sharing a snap from the trip of a lifetime, the star looks amazing while standing in her hotel swimming pool in a black bikini.

But it looks like it’s back to reality for the Essex babe as she took to Instagram with a snap of her chilled Monday evening.

In one snap, Lauren can be seen about to tuck into a wholesome pot of tea, while another sees her tucked up on the sofa watching the final season of Game of Thrones.

‘How times have changed,’ she joked next to the relaxed snaps.

The post Lauren Goodger WOWS fans as she poses in bikini for seriously sexy throwback snap: ‘Absolutely gorgeous!’ appeared first on CelebsNow.

Powered by WPeMatico

Katie Price hits back at haters with ‘perfect’ family photo just days after fierce parenting row

This is adorable!

katie price

Katie Price recently faced a lot of criticism after jetting off on holiday with boyfriend Kris Boyson without taking eldest son Harvey.

Katie Price

But now the former glamour model has seemingly hit back at the haters with a sweet photo of her 16-year-old alongside her mum.

READ MORE CELEBRITY NEWS

More: Peter Andre’s wife Emily gushes over their marriage amid latest Katie Price parenting drama

Taking to Instagram, 40-year-old KP shared the snap that sees Harvey cuddling up to his nan Amy – who is suffering from an incurable lung condition – with a big smile on his face.

‘My mummy and Harvey 💕💕💕,’ she wrote alongside the photo which racked up 37k likes in a matter of hours.

And fans couldn’t wait to comment, with one writing: ‘Aww beautiful photo 😍

‘That is just pure perfection. One gorgeous photo and one to treasure @officialkatieprice xx,’ another said, while a third agreed: ‘Such a special picture ❤.’

And a fourth added: ‘Gorgeous pic of two very special people Katie 💖💖💖💖.’

This comes after Pricey sassily responded to fans who questioned why she decided to go to Ibiza without her kids this week.

Sharing a picture on her Instagram Stories, the mum-of-five slammed: ‘The real reason Harvey wasn’t with me on holiday with my mum was because his passport had expired.

‘Please stop listening to stupid ‘sources’ and he was not left with Lauren. So can the papers please stop writing this cr**.’

Before adding: ‘Thank you.’

However, despite trying to silence her critics, some eagle-eyed followers have since pointed out the snap shows Harvey’s passport actually appeared to expire in July 2018.

As well as this, the corners seem to have been cut off, which would only happen when a new, valid passport is sent out.

Meanwhile, the former Loose Women star has been busy sharing teaser clips of the new series of her reality show My Crazy Life.

In one video, KP brands her boyfriend Kris, 30, a ‘d***head’ when he tricks her into thinking he’s about to propose.

While pulling out a ring-shaped box from under the table, Kris tells his girlfriend: ‘Sometimes I feel like we should show a bit more commitment.’

To which Katie says: ‘You absolute d*** head! F*** off’, before opening the box to find a house key rather than an engagement ring.

We can’t WAIT to see the whole show.

The post Katie Price hits back at haters with ‘perfect’ family photo just days after fierce parenting row appeared first on CelebsNow.

Powered by WPeMatico

Lisa Armstrong hints at Ant McPartlin reunion with VERY cryptic social media move

Lisa’s taken to Twitter again.

Lisa Armstrong

Lisa Armstrong hinted that she is hoping to reunite with ex husband Ant McPartlin when she liked a very cryptic Twitter message last night.

lisa armstrong

The 42-year-old showbiz make up artist, who split from 43-year-old presenter Ant last year, seems to be holding out hope of getting back together, as she liked mysterious Tweet that read: ‘People who are meant to be together find their way back, they may take a few detours, but they’re never lost.’

READ MORE CELEBRITY NEWS 

MORE: Ant McPartlin earned a whopping £85k PER WEEK last year despite absence from the spotlight

The couple split after 11 years of marriage last year, following Ant’s drink driving charge and stint away from the showbiz spotlight to spend time in rehab.

This isn’t the first time Lisa has taken to social media to express her inner thoughts, previously liking a string of other Tweets, including one branding ex-hubby Ant ‘disrespectful’.

The Tweet said: ‘Uggghhh im so uncomfortable with the whole gushing of ant’s new found love who has “saved him”, ok fine – but so disrespectful of lisa armstrong who has had to put up with the worst of ant for so many years. short memory.’

Back in August last year she also liked a message about no longer wanting to be in false relationships, which read: ‘I don’t want fake friendships / relationships in my life anymore. I don’t want to entertain it anymore either. Clear out the old and make way for new and improved connections.’

Just days before this week’s social media activity, Lisa also shared a rather glum looking selfie on Instagram, pouting in red lipstick and sporting smudged smoky eyes.

Simply captioning the selfie, she wrote: ‘ #Bathroomselfie #redlips #blonde #plantgrowingoutofhead.’

Despite her serious face, Lisa’s fans were sure to shower her with complimentary comments, with one writing: ‘Wow …. u are glowing! Xx,’ while another supportively penned: ‘Its never too late lisa, we only get one life, and if you want to be happy, make yourself happy afterall why shouldn’t you be, we only get one time here, one shot at this.’

The post Lisa Armstrong hints at Ant McPartlin reunion with VERY cryptic social media move appeared first on CelebsNow.

Powered by WPeMatico

Victoria Beckham delights fans with adorable snaps of daughter Harper at BFF Eva Longoria’s Easter party

Send us a postcard!

victoria beckham

Victoria Beckham is currently spending the Easter break in LA with her whole family.

And after jetting across the pond, Vic’s best pal Eva Longoria threw an adorable party in her Californian mansion.

READ MORE CELEBRITY NEWS

More: Victoria Beckham gives hilarious glimpse of family life in backstage video as she takes kids to work: ‘Give mum some space!’

The Easter gathering featured colourful eggs, loads of confetti and even some real life bunny rabbits. AW!

Taking to her Instagram Stories, 44-year-old Victoria shared a string of snaps from the sweet bash, with the first showing her hanging out with two adorable furry friends.

Standing in between her hairdresser Ken Paves and Hollywood star Eva, the former Spice Girls star can be seen wearing a white t-shirt and casual jeans along with an oversized pair of sunglasses.

‘Who said adults can’t enjoy bunnies too?’ she joked alongside it.

Another post featured her seven-year-old daughter Harper bonding with Eva’s son Santiago as she gave the nine-month-old a big kiss of the cheek.

The adorable caption read: ‘Kisses for Santi. Harper loves him so much.’

And clearly having a great time, Harper also cracked an egg on her fashion designer mum’s head at one point – although it was filled with sparkles and confetti.

In a slow-motion video, Victoria put her hands up as she was covered in the colourful contents of the egg while her daughter laughed from above.

If our hearts weren’t already melted, one final photo sees little Harper cuddling a white rabbit with a big grin on her face.

‘Harper is getting ready for Easter. Kisses and thank you for a beautiful day @EvaLongoria,’ Victoria wrote.

And fans couldn’t wait to comment, with one writing: Harper is an angel ❤❤❤❤❤❤

‘Adorable pic 💕❤,’ someone else wrote.

While a third added: ‘She is absolutely gorgeous!💕

Victoria’s hubby David, 43, and their youngest boys Romeo, 16, and Cruz, 13, are also soaking up the LA sunshine during the school holidays.

Meanwhile, eldest of the Beckham brood Brooklyn, 20, has been spotted at the star-studded Coachella festival with his girlfriend Hana Cross, 21.

We’re not jealous at all…

The post Victoria Beckham delights fans with adorable snaps of daughter Harper at BFF Eva Longoria’s Easter party appeared first on CelebsNow.

Powered by WPeMatico