It’s a tale as old as time: boy meets girl, boy loves girl, girl shaves off her hair and eyebrows and joins the antifa—at least according to Twitter user promax4trump (whose account has been suspended), who tweeted the following a few days ago:
The tweet, which has since been deleted, quickly went viral and was roundly mocked for its absurd story and Russian bot syntax. Seriously, this thing reads like a Dalek wrote it. Luckily, the internet jumped on the ridiculous tweet and meme-ified it with hilarious results.
Here are some of our favorite takes on “antifa ex-girlfriend”:
This is MY girlfriend. She graduated #1 in Antifa boot camp. She was awarded the SuperSoldier award. She was #1 in Antifa school. She shaved her head and eyebrows.
Now I won’t go on solo dates due to the current climate of keying cars by radical libs with an axe to grind. I VOTE. pic.twitter.com/Kmv9Z7S9lf
— Andy Campbell (@AndyBCampbell) October 29, 2018
My girlfriend, who lives in Canada, and who is a model, turned into a antifa supersoldier and moved out of my room in my moms basement.
— Orion Simprini (@OrionSimprini) October 29, 2018
You wanna know I got these scars? my girlfriend now ex and I together for six years. she was beautiful loving. one day she shaved her head eyebrows told her she was still beautiful. she started keying cars vandalizing houses. shes now with antifa… pic.twitter.com/Yeh7qVmTzK
— Spooky Johns (@jeremymjohns) October 29, 2018
my girlfriend now ex and I were together for a decade. she was beautiful loving. one day she grew a tail and claws, told her she was still beautiful. she started shooting flames from her mouth. shes now with antifa.. democrats mutated her. im here to save others from that fate!
— your very own monica bellucci dream (@DJCPI) October 27, 2018
I lost my girlfriend too when she was radicalized by Antifa
She now lives deep in the woods surviving on nuts, small wild creatures and bitterness
I often hear her banshee wailing in the dead of night
— Nutty Noah (@andii29) October 27, 2018
Britney Spears: antifa hero pic.twitter.com/ApBUeSnKFJ
— (@TearsOfARapper) October 29, 2018
if u dont send this email to 5 ppl before midnight a progressive senator will appear in ur room and give u affordable healthcare pic.twitter.com/z40WjvyZhH
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) October 28, 2018
my girlfriend now ex and I together for six years. she was beautiful loving. one day she grew more hair all over very orange told her she was still beautiful. she started dancing hockey games. shes now with antifa.. gritty ruined her life. im here to save others from that fate
— The Abominable Dr. Lutz (@WarrenIsDead) October 27, 2018
my girlfriend now ex and I together for six years. she was beautiful loving. one day she ate her burrito sideways told her she was still beautiful. she started keying cars vandalizing houses. shes now with antifa.. burritos ruined her life. im here to save others from that fate
— We The Purple (People Eaters) (@AlexNoelPeraza) October 29, 2018
Can’t wait to see all those last-minute antifa ex-girlfriend costumes tomorrow!
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